Which of course is to say that Christmas movies will begin to bother me just as much Christmas music does. If you require explanation, please see here.
So to get in the swing of things, I'm just remembering one-liners instead.
"If this gets dented, my hair just ain't gonna look right."
"Buddy the elf; what's your favorite color?"
"To: Olive. From: Deus ex Machina."
"Somewhere, Schwartz was getting his."
"Vermont must be lovely this time of year. All that snow."
There. I think I'm good now.