Have I told you about my 40 mile (one way) commute (with road construction galore)?
Do any of you have a commute this long? Please tell me if you do so I can feel better about myself.
During my morning drives, I have been able to think of things about it that annoy me, with nuance. Like how the sun is exactly in between my window and windshield right above eye level, so with each slight curve of the road I have to switch my visor back and forth. Sometimes by the time I get to work I feel like I’m already ready to go home. So anyway, you’ve heard Jeff Foxworthy talk about how to know that you might be a readneck. Here is my list…
“You might want to move out of the left lane”
1. If you’re a semi truck, you might want to move out of the left lane.
2. If you’ve got your cruise control set to the speed limit, you might want to move out of the left lane.
3. If you’ve been camping out in the left lane since 6 exits ago, you might want to move out of the left lane.
4. If you hate your job so much, you can’t be bothered to even go the full speed limit on your drive to work, you might want to move out of the left lane.
5. If you’re in a Geo Metro and you’re going up that hill at the point of the mountain, you might want to move out of the left lane.
6. If you’re too busy having an existential breakthrough to watch the road, you might want to move out of the left lane.
7. If there are five cars behind you and zero cars in front of you, say it with me now, you might want to move out of the left lane.
Any you’d like to add?



