This morning was a wild one. Peeling myself out of bed with all the first trimester energy I could muster to get Jam Master J out of bed and give him his bottle. Him whining the whole time I pour, heat, assemble, shake and walk to the couch. I let him play for a while while I lay on the couch, trying to convince myself that this is a GOOD day and I can DO this! I make him breakfast and come back to find that he has rubbed buttered toast all over his hair.
We're going to have two of these. Breathe in, breathe out.
This kid understands the value of a deep conditioning treatment. You are never too young for hard-core moisturizers.
So we go up for bath time. This is where the story gets a little mommy TMI. He pees on the bathroom floor while the water is running, then does the other one in the water while I'm washing him. Oye.
We're going to have two of these. Breathe in, breathe out.
Once all THAT was cleaned up, we went back downstairs so I could get myself together. You know, maybe unload the dishwasher, check my email, etc.
That's when I hear him in the closet, which I thought was locked, clanking together two ceramic vases and chewing on a button.
We're going to have two of these. Breathe in, breathe out.
None of this stuff is really out of the ordinary for a standard day, but let's remember it's not yet 9:00am. I decided that the only rational thing for me to do was to strap that kid into a five-point harness and invent some errands.
Don't ask me if I had gotten dressed yet or brushed my teeth or hair. We were out.
I remembered I needed to go to the bank. Oh thank heaven I have to go to the bank! Let's go.
And our teller's name was Pebbles. I'm not kidding. When I gave her the check and deposit slip, she said, "I'm Pebbles. I'll have this right out." I hadn't remembered mommy brain making me hear things before so I checked out her name tag, and her name was indeed Pebbles.
I don't think Pebbles or her parents are reading this, but I have to say, this is a very unusual name for a human and I really wonder what the story is there. She looked too young to have parents who were flower children, so that's out.
It actually reminded me of this past week's Mindy Project episode, which was not the funniest, but there was that conversation about rocks, stones and pebbles that prompted Mindy to say, "I don't know, I'm not an expert on sediments and geology!"
By the time I'd been through a drive-through for an icy drink and come back home, taking the long way, the J Man was asleep and miracle of miracles, he transferred to his bed well and has been sleeping for almost an hour.
I think I'll shower.