Wednesday, September 17, 2008

am i being punk'd?

somewhat accurate transcript of a customer support call i put in today:

customer service: how may i help you?
me: yeah, i was just calling to confirm that participants to my audio conference will be able to use the toll number you've provided, even if they call from europe. on the confirmation it just lists the us and canada.
customer service: yes; that number works for anywhere in the world, as long as you use the correct country code.
me: ok great, thanks for your help.
customer service: can you give me your meeting url please?
me: ummm sure...where would i find that?
customer service: the url. a url is like a website address. (no, really? go on. your knowledge excites me!)
me: right. i see several urls here on my confirmation.
customer service: well what website did you go to to schedule your conference?
me: ummm....your company website? is this a trick question?
customer service: and what url did you go to before that?
me: i don't know...jcrew.com? facebook? spatula-city.com? are you high?
cusotmer service: and just to confirm your meeting, can i please have the last four digits of the sandwich you ate for lunch?
me: wait...am i high? ashton?

3 comments:

Ellie said...

lololol awesome

Anonymous said...

hahaha I was dying laughing when I read that. I'm hoping you did the Karen voice, that would have made it soooo much better!

Marisa said...

That is probably the funniest thing I have heard all week! LOL! Wow! That is all I can say...