i don’t ski.
and it’s not because i’m an “indoor girl” and it’s not because i don’t take risks. it’s not that i don’t like sports or that i am worried about ruining my manicure.
i don’t ski because i know that if i ever tried, i would injure myself.
and then i’d really be sorry.
this is the girl who has burned herself with a curling iron in the exact same spot twice within a two month window.
this is the girl who got hit in the face with a baseball bat the first time she ever went to a baseball game.
this is the girl who has never played catch without taking a baseball to the nose (now i’ll never be a teen model).
i support myself. if i don’t take care of me then no one will. i can’t justify being carefree when the possible cost is a broken leg…or face. pretty hard to fight the good fight with a femur that’s snapped in half.
so sorry. i’m probably going to continue not skiing.
but if a guy is cute enough he could probably talk me into it. just saying.
4 comments:
Good call. I second this blog.
Just wait until you have a cute, sweet boy to take you skiing because if you do break your femur in half you will at least have someone to take care of you.
become a social skier. go on four runs and hang out in the lodge with the cute boy and sip hot chocolate and eat paninis!
Hehehe. I love this post. Girlfriend, I don't ski either. Keep taking care of that pretty face of yours and hot legs... No breaking anything! Although good point about going if a guy is cute enough. Then he could take care of your broken leg. Awww sweet!
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