i secretly love the girls next door. ok you got me. i unsecretly love it. (but i’m only telling my blog…i tell her everything!!) yep, it’s a morbid fascination but it’s my morbid fascination. did you know bridget has a master’s degree? yeah.
anyway, by now i’m sure you’ve heard that kendra is engaged to some pro athlete that i don’t care about at all, and today people reported that holly madison will be a bridesmaid. way to go, holls! kendra will buy you a cute dress now! i always knew you were the smart one.
i’m just rilly rilly hoping for a special 2-hour girls next door wedding event. make it happen, h-mad! think about it:
hef walking kendra down the aisle in his burgundy smoking coat and house shoes.
kendra laughing several times throughout the blessed event.
holly’s magic boyfriend making the funfetti wedding cake levitate.
THAT’S GOOD TV.
3 comments:
Totally addicted to that damn show! Why isn't Bridget in the wedding?! I love her!!! You know she would be overly themed out at EVERY bridal party event!
i met hugh hefner
he totally eyefucked me
i would date him. i dotn care if its gross, i am ADMITTING IT.
this is officially the funniest post you have ever ever written! I love the girls next door and I am super annoyed that I cant watch it within the protective bubble that is byu-idaho. I love Holly, but then I also reeeeaaaalllly like Bridget b.c she has a somewhat normal body, if you can even call that normal and she has a Masters degree from UCLA, which; if I were really smart (similar to if I was really skinny) I totally would have wanted to go to UCLA. I even like Kendra alot b.c she is my home girl from the 619...that is gansta speak for San Diego, area code and all. My childhood friend Michelle, who is invovled in adult entertainment, but in a classy way, she does like pin-up stuff; is totally real life friends with Kendra and went to her 21st birthday party, it was at a club in downtown San Diego.
holly, i heart you and Hef and the girls next door.
ps...have you seen the house bunny? super cute and wierdly heart warming!
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