hollylynn says

in a futile hope to take my yearning mind off of how dismally horrible the hills has been this season and make the time pass faster between now and the time i get new episodes gossip girl and one tree hill, i have decided to do something wild. i call it:

hollylynn says: expanded edition

it’s a lot like it sounds.

i’m going to answer ALL your questions in 3...2...1...

super angie asks:

Gift suggestions for staff gift exchange please.

Stats:
middle aged male
married
two children
likes hunting and carving
drinks coffee
uh, that's it

Gift must be able to be bought at the Shishmaref Native Store or online.

angie, i love you hun but i'm not sure why you haven't thought of this before! what every shismaref, alaska hunter needs is camo. now, i know this is a woman, but these are quite unisex and they come in a variety of sizes! find these babies at disposable-garments.com.

jmadd asks:

I have a small crush on Michael Phelps. Should I tell him?

well jmadd, that's a tough one! i have to defer to ross and rachel on this because while telling michael phelps that you have a small crush on him might be hard, it doesn't mean you're powerless. remember when ross and rachel had a list of five celebrities they were allowed to "have" and the other one couldn't be jealous? season 2. i'll loan you the dvd. (no i won't.)

anyway, ross has isabella rossallini on his list originally, but he removed her for wynona ryder when chandler convinced him he needed local celebs only on his list (you know, to up his chances). joke was on ross when isabella rossallini walked in to central perk and ross couldn't do anything because she wasn't on his (laminated) list.

point is, make a list and follow your heart. make sure michael is on that darn list before you laminate it.

nathan asks:

How can I do more than just survive the winter. Is there anything I can do to make the season a little more fun?

no.

anonymous asks:

does it make me a bad person if i only want to go on dates with my gf, but not do the whole casual hangout at the apt? what does this mean? should i never get married and just become a serial dater? thx

anonymous, do you live in bizarro world! i have never met a guy who would rather go on a date than "hang." so...

anyone have a gem of wisdom for anonymous?

anyone?

bueller?