i'm trying, people. i really am. i'm trying to listen to christmas music and like it. i'm just kind of not in the mood. don't get me wrong, christmas is great. but who was the emperor of yore who decided that there will only be 5 christmas songs and that all pop stars will be required to create terrible renditions of them over and over and over?why can't christmas be like love? there are about a brazillion songs about love and of those, a trillion are listenable.
there are (now we get into multiplication so please forgive the math errors i'm about to make) 5 christmas songs that have been covered a zillion times each, which i believe brings us to a grand total of a gajillion christmas songs. 7 of those are listenable and even they get tired when you hear them every day for a month, and that's just when thanksgiving comes late and no one cheats and makes you listen to christmas music before then!
please diagnose me. am i un-american? un-christian? un-good person?
9 comments:
you are in the wrong profession. you should have been a mathmetician- or at the very least, a dictionary word-and-phrase-approver. because you have some great new wordsand phrases in there. like the emperor of yore. brilliant.
you are in the wrong profession. you should have been a mathmetician- or at the very least, a dictionary word-and-phrase-approver. because you have some great new wordsand phrases in there. like the emperor of yore. brilliant.
seriously, i only tried to post this comment once. i think blogger thought it was such a brilliant comment that it deserved a little emphasis. thus, the double comment post. thanks blogger!
You are perfectly fine. I don't listen to Christmas music... unless it's the *NSYNC Christmas CD. JT and I are going on 10 years now. It's getting serious.
I still blame it on Goldvoices.
I was just thinking of Goldvoices as I read your post with similar thoughts of disgust pumping through my little veins... but I actually didn't mind the Christmas music in there... just all of the much overdone covers by every singer who ever heard of Christmas.
yo. you are killin me with the five-christmas-songs thing! so true! even if they WERE fan-friggin-tastic songs, you can only hear the same short, sax-filled 40s-style songs so. many. times.
I think you need to see this website: http://www.joytoeveryone.com/. I'm sure you're really going to enjoy it.
This was a very sad day for me musically......Satellite radio played a Christmas song cover by my beloved Death Cab For Cutie.
I was all like, "Et tu, Brute? Et Tu?!!?!?!?"
(I think it was Baby Come Home For Christmas. I didn't listen to more than a few notes because I was so disgusted. There goes DCFC's street cred.)
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