
i’ve said it before, and i’ll say it again: while the music of avid-day ook-cay is often released and put on a heavy loop on the “listen while you work” radio station simultaneously, i continue to listen to it and cubicle dance ever so subtly when it comes up on my playlist.
notice that the song is not on my blog playlist. this is because i like to give the illusion of being a tiny bit cool at certain times. but since i tell my blog everything, i’m saying right now that i will continue to leave a light on in my heart for david cook as long as he continues producing power ballads with dramatic key changes where appropriate. a well-timed minor third never hurts, and there is no such thing as too many power chords.
i’m also not that threatened by his girlfriend. i have learned well the rules of the rock-n-roll lifestyle by watching rock of love with bret michaels, rock of love II with bret michaels and snippets of the rock of love bus with bret michaels, and i’m not sure kim can hack that lifestyle. i don’t believe that i could tolerate the rock-n-roll lifestyle either, but i do believe that i am very pushy. perhaps i could change the lifestyle? you never know.
i’m just saying, i wouldn’t be shocked if it isn’t long before the tour is over for her.
sorry, babe, but every rose has its thorn. i mean we’ll leave a light on when you’re gone. no we won’t.
notice that the song is not on my blog playlist. this is because i like to give the illusion of being a tiny bit cool at certain times. but since i tell my blog everything, i’m saying right now that i will continue to leave a light on in my heart for david cook as long as he continues producing power ballads with dramatic key changes where appropriate. a well-timed minor third never hurts, and there is no such thing as too many power chords.
i’m also not that threatened by his girlfriend. i have learned well the rules of the rock-n-roll lifestyle by watching rock of love with bret michaels, rock of love II with bret michaels and snippets of the rock of love bus with bret michaels, and i’m not sure kim can hack that lifestyle. i don’t believe that i could tolerate the rock-n-roll lifestyle either, but i do believe that i am very pushy. perhaps i could change the lifestyle? you never know.
i’m just saying, i wouldn’t be shocked if it isn’t long before the tour is over for her.
sorry, babe, but every rose has its thorn. i mean we’ll leave a light on when you’re gone. no we won’t.
5 comments:
Uck! I hate that song!
But David C. will always be my baby.
You are one funny lady! Glad I found your blog. I've never heard of cubicle dancing as an official sport but I have DONE it before. lol!
I read in Us Weekly a few weeks ago that he and Kimberly broke up.
I love that you are willing to share your embarrassing music tastes along with the normal ones.
I get the giggles and a perma-smile whenever I hear "Take On Me" by Aha. I just can't help it. It was my favorite song as a kid and I'll never be able to get rid of it.
David Cook is SO deee-lish in that picture. Wowzers.
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