Friday, May 1, 2009

dear celebrities,

i love your post-baby workout plans. especially you, rebecca romijn and your little feature on us weekly today. losing 60 pounds without a workout plan? well…fine, let’s go ahead and say that. but this?

chasing her four-month-old twins has kept her too busy to hit the gym, anyway.

that’s even better. you know how those four-month-olds run around like crackheads. hopping fences, stealing cars, getting tattoos, knocking over convenience stores…man, four-month-olds are the hardest to contain of all.

keep it up. really, godspeed to all of you chasing after those cunning, runaway four-month-olds.

best regards,

hollylynn

7 comments:

The Professor said...

Come on, didn't you know celebrity kids are genetically superior to mere humans? Tom and Katie's kid can already bench 215, and I hear the Brangelina crew has already started playing rec league basketball (and they're only adopted!).

Muncher Cruncher said...

AMEN. My favorite is when all the stars talk about how they "Eat whatever they want" sure you do...and the lbs just fallll off.

JMadd said...

Does man-chasing count for dropping lbs? Because I did a lot of that when I was single and I'm pretty sure my butt is still the same size. I hate celebrities!

Do you ever go to Gwyneth's site? Goop I think? I read a post about losing post-baby weight and I ROTFLMAO. Oh Gwyneth, so priveleged and oblivious!

Carrot Jello said...

Hey, celebrity babies are the worst. Having your 4 month olds in jail over night can really stress a girl out.

Alexandra said...

haha! love it!

I ♥ You said...

this is so true. i am pregnant and gaining weight by the second. can't wait to see if this "chasing the kid around makes the weight fall off" thing is true. wouldn't that be nice?

Sarah's Fab Day said...

Bahahah!!! This made me laugh out loud. Seriously Rebecca?! Seriously!