let's.
first of all, just because you park right between two cars along the sidewalk doesn't mean it's a legal space and doesn't mean you won't get slapped with a parking ticket if you are on the phone/singing at the top of your lungs to "don't stop till you get enough" in memory of mj while you select a parking space. moral of the story: you may THINK you read the posted signage, but...you could be wrong.
seconduvly, just because you whine a lot doesn't mean you won't summit squaw peak, doesn't mean you'll miss out on spectacular views including utah lake and lavell edwards stadium, and doesn't mean you'll go without seeing some rather impressive flora and fauna including fields of big yellow flowers and massive butterflies (and beetles). moral of the story: try harder to commune with nature and whatnot. after a while you don't notice the bugs.
and c, just because summer finally arrives, doesn't mean you will decide to quit whining about the weather, because once the snow melts, it will be 90*F in your bedroom at all times, forcing you to rig up an elaborate system of levers and pulleys and oscillating fans to help you sleep at night. moral of the story: weather almost always sucks and you should learn to deal with it.
did you learn anything important this weekend?
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Things I learned this weekend? I went to Texas this weekend and learned that as a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, I have chosen to wear more layers than people in Texas know is good for the 109 heat. I learned that it's okay to walk on the other side of the road to avoid the crazy homeless person and that sometimes, all I really need is ice cream and that can be hard to find in downtown Austin. I do miss the happy suburbs of Utah County.
You should just try using an air conditioning unit; way more effective than fans. I learned this weekend pulling weeds for more than an hour leads to blisters on your hands.
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