Sit down. We need to talk.
First, by way of background: the increasingly ubiquitous Facebook has a new crazy-popular app called “Friend Stats” that tells you important demographic information about your “friends.” I ran this app, and let me tell you, it’s made me do some serious thinking about my personal brand.
Because I’m looking through my stats, and I’m seeing:
Gender breakdown? 64% Female/36% Male.
Fine.
Most common zodiac sign? Virgo.
Who cares.
Geographic Distribution? 7 countries/25 states.
I’m so like totally global.
And then…
Top music choice of my network?
Jack. Banana Pancakes. Freakin. Johnson.
*Sigh.*
Have you not turned on a radio, watched a movie or ventured into the wilderness of internet radio once in the past five years? Have I taught you nothing with my musical recommendations?
I don’t know why I even try.
Because I’m looking through my stats, and I’m seeing:
Gender breakdown? 64% Female/36% Male.
Fine.
Most common zodiac sign? Virgo.
Who cares.
Geographic Distribution? 7 countries/25 states.
I’m so like totally global.
And then…
Top music choice of my network?
Jack. Banana Pancakes. Freakin. Johnson.
*Sigh.*
Have you not turned on a radio, watched a movie or ventured into the wilderness of internet radio once in the past five years? Have I taught you nothing with my musical recommendations?
I don’t know why I even try.
2 comments:
I don't like his music. In fact, yesterday as I was wheeled into the operating room, I vaguely remember "Bubbly Toes" being played over the loud speaker. It was as close to hell as I ever want to get.
I just did my Friend Facts... and yep, we must have the same friends. I'm not a Jack-hater, but... yeah. Enough already.
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