I’m having one of those days.

I just need something. It needs to involve chocolate. Or maybe salt. It needs to involve some sort of glaze or icing. Or perhaps some sort or butter- or cream-based savory sauce. It needs to be fresh. It needs to go well with icy Diet Coke from a can. It needs to induce a satisfying nap immediately after consumption.

Suggestions?

Because I’m hoping someone will convince me why I should actually hit the treadmill for an hour of incline training with Linkin Park blasting instead.