Nathan commented that inside the door of the cute tiny Honda there appears to be a "butt scooter" which you can look at, if you must, by clicking here.
It can go sideways, y'all.
You can ride it down the hall in your office building.
It reminds me of the pair of gentlemen I saw riding down the street in their matching Segways the other day.
Fun fact: Segway is still in business. Ponder.
These guys rode down the street, side by side, wind rippling through their bowl cuts and silk shirts, beaming like the kings of the street that they are. I think I could see them looking up diagonally like Zack Morris did when he had a blissful thought, only this time, instead of the voiceover scheming a way to get out of detention, it said this:
"We are SO awesome."
"I am so GLAD we made the conscious choice to purchase Segways."
"That chick WANTS me."
And I can't really blame them for thinking that, because I was staring. I mean really, could you have looked away?
2 comments:
For me, Segways will always = Gob Bluth.
... and I will never willingly own one.
That goes for the butt scooter too.
The "butt scooter" is a nice extension of the car! It's portable and very convenient, especially for those who are working in a wide office. It's one, good personal mobility device. Its one stuff people won't really forget to carry before going outta the car.
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