Oh, science. You could be out there inventing smokeless fire, improving the lives of all s’mores-loving people on earth, but no. You’re putting out shenanigans like this:
Low-Carb Diets Will Ruin Your Mood, Life
When you’re done with that, Captain Obvious, you might wanna take a stab at an over-the-counter TMJD cure for my clicking jaw.
Or smokeless fire.
Or those hydrogen fuel cells we’re all waiting on.
Or cancer…remember cancer? You could go ahead at this time to try to cure it.
A note to JMadd who also posted about this article: I'm glad we were equally stupefied by these scientific findings.
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