Sunday, July 6, 2014

Jamerisms II

After holding up half a bell pepper at his request, "*gasp* It's his nose!"
At the reminder that Grandpa was coming and he was going to get ice cream, "I love ice cream!" With his hands high in the air while sitting in a shopping cart.
While camping in our tent in the family room and trying to remember the word for sleeping bag, "I get in my blankie box and go to sleep."
Upon receiving his freshly laundered blanket after a puking spell, "*gasp, did you wash it off?!"
He loves Buzz, still. "Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!"
Growing impatient of Blake hogging the swing, and wanting a turn, "he wants to get down."
Running out to a 5-ish year old boy on his power wheel in the street, "hey little guy, are you riding that truck?!"
At the grocery store when an older man was walking our direction down the aisle, J: Look out, little guy! Me: He's not a little guy, he's a man. J: Watch out little man! Watch out! I'll catch you!
Seeing me carrying paint and supplies into the house: "Is that for painting? Are you excited for painting?"
"Mommy, where are my green shoes?" So much expression, inflection, perfect enunciation. 
Mark and I excited to see Pineview Reservoir and trying to get Jameson pumped up: "Calm down, guys."
First words as he wakes up at our family reunion: "I eat candy, watch Lego Movie! Does that sounds good?"
"Did you got your ____?" This is how he makes conversation. He sees you holding/wearing/using something and just fills in the blank with that object.
In his car seat with his blanket over his head, "look, I'm hiding!"
Trying to stall bedtime, "first Wreck it Ralph, then Curious George."
Holly: Jameson, what's Daddy's name? Jameson: Mark! Blake, what's Mommy's name?"
"It's 'bout called _____." To tell us the name of anything.
"That be fun?" Whenever proposing an idea.
Suddenly, as we carried on a conversation in the car, "don't talk to me."
Both boys were drinking bath water with bubbles all over their mouths. Mark: Don't drink the bath water. You'll get diarrhea Do you WANT diarrhea? Jameson, taking another sip: I want diarrhea!
"Can you come outside wif me?" "Can we do it togever?" EVERYTHING. Playing outside, eating lunch, running in circles, etc.
I hosted bunco last week, and when Jameson saw his primary teacher coming up the front steps, he let out one long, shrill screech while running around in circles.
Every time he sees camping gear in the garage: "That's for camping with Daddy." He went on the father-son campout with Mark a couple months ago and still talks about it.
When I was wearing my floral apron: "Did you got your bib on? Does it have weeds and grapes on your bib?"
Excited about going to the museum with Dad: "And you take your bib off and get in the car! And we go to the party with Mommy! With my blanket and my sandwich!"
Holly: I love you boys, but at 7:30, I'm ready to clock out. Jameson: I want to clock out, too! I want to clock out with you!

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