homeboy education.

bromance. that's right -
bro-mance n.
1. heterosexual mutual man-crush, occurring rampantly in the twentysomething boy crowd.
[origin: term spawned by the spawn of bruce jenner when said boy realized that the only person who could understand how much he loved himself was someone else who also loved himself beyond normal human capacity. the two became bff.]

i've tried to ignore it, but it's not going away: brody jenner. looks like the brodster found time in his busy schedule of cameos on the hills (can hardly wait till august!) and keeping up with the kardashians (hope it gets cancelled just for the sake of kris and bruce's marriage) to have his own show, where he and manager frankie look for another playa to roll with. of course people had the scoop. the show's titled bromance. says brody of the show:

“We are really invested in finding a guy friend for our entourage. We don’t trust a lot of people, because people might want to be our friends for who we are or who we’re around, what club we can get into, and things like that. So maybe this way we can find a true friend.”

yes. good. you don't want a friend who wants you for your club and chick connections! or um for "who you are" (wtf - my priorities are clearly WAY off), you want someone who wants to be on tv - duh! then when your bromantic relationship goes sour before the show even airs, they can have their own spinoff show! hey...i should audition for this thing...