seriously?

tonight at a provo party we lied and told some boy that one of us was turning 19 that day and he said: "wow, you're still under warranty!" seriously? and i think i want to find one of these clowns to keep for myself?

homeboy education.

bromance. that's right -
bro-mance n.
1. heterosexual mutual man-crush, occurring rampantly in the twentysomething boy crowd.
[origin: term spawned by the spawn of bruce jenner when said boy realized that the only person who could understand how much he loved himself was someone else who also loved himself beyond normal human capacity. the two became bff.]

i've tried to ignore it, but it's not going away: brody jenner. looks like the brodster found time in his busy schedule of cameos on the hills (can hardly wait till august!) and keeping up with the kardashians (hope it gets cancelled just for the sake of kris and bruce's marriage) to have his own show, where he and manager frankie look for another playa to roll with. of course people had the scoop. the show's titled bromance. says brody of the show:

“We are really invested in finding a guy friend for our entourage. We don’t trust a lot of people, because people might want to be our friends for who we are or who we’re around, what club we can get into, and things like that. So maybe this way we can find a true friend.”

yes. good. you don't want a friend who wants you for your club and chick connections! or um for "who you are" (wtf - my priorities are clearly WAY off), you want someone who wants to be on tv - duh! then when your bromantic relationship goes sour before the show even airs, they can have their own spinoff show! hey...i should audition for this thing...

you look like a manipulative climber. but not in a good way.

not sure how i missed this, but spencer pratt was on letterman last week and what a hot mess that ended up being.

actually, i know exactly how i missed it. i became a leno person by default, not because i love leno but because i love conan. and late at night, this is my logic: it's easier to just watch leno because when it's over, i can jump right into conan's brilliance without changing the channel. i actually missed dave grilling spencer so i wouldn't have to change the channel to get to conan.

sidenote: please ask me for meaningful advice and to balance your checkbook at 11:30 pm.

anyhooha, it is very sad that i couldn't watch in real time along with the rest of the universe, staring, head tipped to one side, that wrinkle above my nose going out of control because spencer pratt is so so unlikable and it is so perplexing that such a spineless nancy eel could ever make so much of himself (and yeah, that's a dig. they've given everyone under the sun a reality tv show). to steal a term from kathleen, spencer's letterman performance is truly a fine display of douchebaggery.

it's late and i can't find an embed-able version of the video, so go see what defamer says about it. this here's a pg-rated blog so i won't tell you the title of this post here, but all i can say is, "amen." defamer's recap is also well done.