Monday, July 14, 2008

and remember, dear ones...

this saturday i had the good fortune of watching a rerun of snl. it was the one where jonah hill hosts and sings the "i'm fancy!" song, and mariah carey is there too, looking soooo skinny. by the way, if i were really skinny i would become a recording artist and wear shorts. just like mariah who made snl hot like fiah.

anyhoodle...i had seen this episode before but i remembered it being great. what i forgot? the FABULOUS suze orman skit. oh my heck (and i don't say "oh my heck" too often).


if you love me and want me to be happy, you will watch this clip and leave a comment quoting your favorite line.

i can't find the one that was on this episode online, darn it all, but it's still good, nay, great. you have to sit through the commercial, but you'll thank me...trust me. my fav quote is:

"lay it on me like a lead x-ray
bib at the dentist."

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I almost cried like a little girl, I was laughing so hard. My favorite is the x-ray bib, but this is a close second:

"Not many people know this, but I've got a tattoo of decorative buttons going down my chest so no matter what, I always look like I'm wearing a jacket."

Mindi said...

my favorite has to be the tip about sitting in the bathtub with 12 beef bullion cubes overnight and getting the dollar store 24 pack of baby socks and double sided tape.
that rocked. i am crying as well as nathan. we are both bawl babies

Becky @ Project Domestication said...

okay, love the detachable color.

Nic said...

I can't pick just one...

"That my dear friends is what she said"

"Hold your hotdog because here comes a scoop of chili cheese advice"