...horrifying, but very european.

i'm sure by now you know that paris hilton, although not technically running for president, has become the true voice of reason in this campaign.

today newsweek counted down the top seven reasons that paris should be president. from the article:

1. The White House would become the Pink House and the "men on her staff would be cool with it—they'd be shirtless Chippendale types, with names like Leon."

2. Paris-ified first mansion. "She'd have foam parties in the Oval Office for the White House staff and old girlfriends from boarding school."

3. Red-carpet press conferences. "She would answer all questions while walking and posing for a wall of photographers, and they'd be yelling out, 'Paris, look here! Paris, what about rumors of a trade embargo with North Korea!?' "

4.Other questions would also be allowed. "The first half of every conference would be about what she's wearing. Paris would realize that as president she would have to tone it down a little. She'd lean toward Prada."

5. VP Rihanna is waaay effective at solving conflict. "What would happen is, Rihanna would step off the plane in fishnet stockings, music would blare, and whole countries would melt at the sight of her."

6. Scrap Camp David - Adopt LA. "It would be like Bush at the Crawford Ranch. She would be in L.A. more than she would in Washington, D.C."

7. Paris makes it fun. "She would replace the cabins at Camp David with cabanas—and topless would be optional for all world leaders, which would be horrifying but very European."