don't speed in highland. don't speed even if you're going with the flow of traffic, don't speed if you're on your way to the hospital, don't speed because you think you won't get caught.
because you will get pulled over.
and die.
errr, get an 82 dollar ticket if you're cited for going 5 over the speed limit. look, just don't go it. ok?* the scientists invented cruise control for a reason.
looks like a lotta ya's were prancing around in the same ignorant bliss i was until a couple weeks ago, give the results of the last skinny poll.
well, now you know.
and remember, dear ones: people first, then money. then things...then...jackets (thanks kristin wiig. that still makes me giggle, even if i did get a speeding ticket)
*special prize if you can name the movie monologue this post is loosely based on.
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Good to find you here Holly! If you are ever in SLC downtown let me know... I could use some advice on a good hairstylist in the area!
Really? Special prize? I think it should just be my duty as a human being.
"Don't have sex... because you will get pregnant. And die. Don't do it in the missionary position. Don't do it standing up. Just don't--here-- everybody take some rubbers."
kathleen, you are on a whole other level. to make learning the entire script of "mean girls" your human responsibility is truly amazing. you are someone we can really look up to!
At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you WILL get chlamydia... and die.
Chlamydia... K-L-A...
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