Friday, September 26, 2008

a letter of apathy.

dear hair,

this is just to say that i don’t hate you today.

dget too excited about it or anything. i did expend a significant amount of effort to make you look sleek and modern and let a ton of purple conditioner sit on you for like seven minutes last night so you wouldn’t look orange.

so you can’t take all that much credit, really.

i’m just saying, i don’t hate you. if i were really skinny you might look better on me but whatever. that’s all. i’m still going single process blonde at some point in the future. i don’t know that there’s a lot you can do to stop me.

but i can be bought in certain instances. i’m not above that.

regards,
hollylynn

6 comments:

Kathleen said...

I still need to see a picture of your hair! Please?

Brittany said...

this is SO the bomb

trublubyu said...

so, um, i don't want to sound all weird and stuff. but can i put a link to your blog on my blog? i know this is awkward since you um work uh with my um husband, but uh if you don't mind then um i think i will just go ahead and um do that little thing. k?

cassy diane said...

I love how you write letters to inanimate objects. It makes me laugh but it's also very clever...
and you're a gread writer
^^!

Anonymous said...

Your hair is amazing and you are on crack. And I want to testify about the power of Purple Shampoo. It can fix just about anything, even a broken heart. I use it in the manner that Windex is used in my Big Fat Greek Wedding.

Ellie said...

what is this purple shampoo of which you speak? I feel so old and out of the loop *sigh*