today i had a conference call with some of my people.
me: ok, is everyone here?
everyone: yes.
colleague: sweet; who brought salsa and guac?
me: i brought chips.
colleague: oh, so did i.
me: oh.
everyone: (pause)
colleague: what kind of chips did you bring?
me: i didn't bring chips. i was lying.
colleague: are you running for office?
3 comments:
After 10 minutes of laughing, I just realized by 15 mintues of fame on your blog is 2/3 of the way over. I'm honored.
I'm jealous.
Not only do you have people, but their funny. You have funny people.
I have me ... and the little owl paperweight on my desk.
Wow, that's depressing. I think I need a donut.
that's a deal breaker for me.
how come WE never conferenece call anymore?
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