i'm going to go ahead and say that if he approached me at, heck, the grocery store in broad daylight, lest a club, i would probably be scared and make a bee line to the other side of the room where i would gather my girlfriends, stand in a circle and clap my hands. name that song.but this man would probably be able to woo one of us away from the circle, because he supposedly can get any woman he wants. his name is mystery and he's the host of vh1's "pick-up artist."
i'm a little scared of mystery, but his show is AWESOME.
in a battle of fabulosity between the pick up artist and gossip girl, i'd have to say (and be careful because i'm about to make a strong statement. if you're not prepared you might want to go off somewhere quiet and think about hannah montana) that i'm not sure which would win. i blaspheme. but i'm not sorry.
mystery takes 12 unfortunate guys (scared of girls, lives in mom's basement, women think he's gay, you get the idea) and teaches them how to talk to girls and actually get their interest.
and it totally works!
i love watching it. say what you will about mystery, but his nail polish is never chipped, his guyliner never smeared, and he's got us girls all figured out. mad props. i will be watching.
any other fans out there?
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I've seen this show and agree that this guy has skills. He has to have them, with as scary as he looks! He's done some marvelous work with nerds and losers and I sure do wish that I had VH1 at my new house so I could watch it again.
Now I remember that show!!!!! I'm telling you he couldn't woo me but he can try. I'm hard to woo.
Who am I kidding? No I'm not.
Oh my God, yes. This is one of those shows where if I turn it on, even just passing through during a commercial break, I can't turn away. It is hilarious, painful, awkward, and all the things that make reality TV amazing. Mystery sketches me out so much, and the show is horribly degrading...but I can't not watch.
i need to watch this show--i've heard about it from 3 diff people now.
i like bad boys, so i would TOTALLY go for him. black nail polish and all.
which would look killer at the back to school night.
Ok I'm going to admit this.
There was a book written about pickup artists called The Game, and the author goes into some crazy details about the lives of these pickup artists. He was 'trained' by Mystery, along with a ton of other pickup artists. It made me disappointed in people a little bit. Anyways, point is Myster had some crazy shiz happen in his quest for women.
hhaha, Matt used to tivo this for me and we would lounge around all day and watch it. He is very insightful and the show is at times very inspirational. two thumbs up.
wow wow wow wow wow...i'm freaking out right now. i love this show too but i never talk about it because i'm sort of a little embarrassed about it but i'm typing so fast right now because i'm so excited someone else likes it too! mystery is, without a doubt, probably the biggest tool/douche bag to walk the face of the earth. if he ever approached me i would want to punch him in his stupid face and throw his goggles on the ground and step on them. i would also go tell my friends and we would laugh at him (loved the L.O.V.E song reference in there by the way). this being said, i love the show! the guy who had the gap (larger than the grand canyon) in his two front teeth was the best transformation. he is actually kind of cute now. i think he'll do well. that is enough out of me, but don't think i won't be excited to talk about this more now that i know there is someone else watching the show.
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