yes, yes...i'm writing it all down...

my girlfriends and i have a joke. when we see something we'd like to do or wear but don't have the guts to do it, we invariably say, "if i were really skinny..." meaning that if we were really skinny, we could:

...wear skinny jeans

...get a shorter haircut

...wear metallic sandals

...go brunette

i know what you're thinking. with the exception of the whole skinny jeans thing, none of those things require being skinny. since we realized we always say it it's like a reflex now. i laugh and laugh.

but there is some good news. today i saw a headline:

"posh eyeing food and oprah, inspiring britney"

putting aside the fact that this headline makes no sense and the article makes no mention of oprah, we learn a great deal from this article. take note: britney spears is taking her diet cues from posh who stays slim by hanging out with marc jacobs and insisting on being too cool to order her own food. she also drinks on an empty stomach, and weighing about 60 pounds, i doubt if she can hold her liquor all that well. reminds me of a quote from the chunga and mister show on 101.9 the end, which by the way has been just annoying since mister left (but that's neither here nor there).

mister:katie holmes has been leaning heavily on her friend posh spice for support...

chunga: uh...i wouldn't do that.

i wouldn't either, britney. i wouldn't either.

p.s. marc jacobs - call me!