i don't have any kids. but when i do, i hope they're psychic.my aunt jill (another girl who's very young and very hip and doesn't have a mom haircut) told me that her nephew on the other side of the family predicted the day her baby would be born, knew his mom was pregnant before she told him, and claimed to have seen another family members kids up at a cabin where they were staying (this family member has no children).
jill thinks he's on to something and you know what? kids can tell this kind of stuff. you hear stories all the time. when i have kids and they are super psychic (either naturally or after i read this book i found on amazon.com), maybe it will make the family lots of money (which i will save solely for their college educations). otherwise, we're gonna have to have little vaughn (don't you love that name) working the reality tv circuit. and i hear that auditions for bromance are super tough.
i kid, i kid (no pun intended)! my children will not be encouraged to pursue celebrity. but if a kid's got ambition, who am i to hold him back?
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Mandy was totally psychic as a young girl. She once told my parents that they would have twin boys. I remember telling her she was stupid. Turns out, I was the ungifted one...
I like to think that I am psychic. I like to predict thinks like sex of babies, blind dates that will work and who will be the next one to go on so you think you can dance.
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