kids, when you get older, your body will begin to change. your hair will get very long and shiny, and mtv may let you drive what some grownups call a "mercedes benz."you may have urges to befriend other shiny-haired girls and boys will love you. boy will they ever love you. but be careful, because boys are only interested in one thing: that's right. i think you're grown up enough to know that the only thing these boys want from you is your fame and to use your tv show to one day have their own spinoff.
these boys may land in jail while you're celebrating a birthday party in las vegas, but listen to mommy: before you call the bail bonds store, check to make sure they're not just down in the casino jail pressing charges against a drunk man who punched doug in the shoulder.
if you have any questions, please know that i love you and am here for you.
3 comments:
why the harsh tone toward the male gender?
the way Brody handled Stephanie at dinner represents our best redeeming quality...brutal honesty.
the ladies of the hills should try it. although, then they wouldn't be able to parlay a junior high fight into an entire season.
ladies...to quote Brody, "leave"
i suppose that did come off a tid bit negative; my apologies to you (oviously male), dear reader.
i really just wanted to point out how ridiculous i find casino jail and how surprised i was to never have heard of it...ever.
I just want my hair to be that long and shiny.
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