this weekend while i was at the utah state fair looking at the cows, a dear man who appeared to be on staff at the fair told me three important things that i will now impart to you:1. don't let your kid stand behind a cow even if you think the cow isn't looking, because it will get nervous and kick your kid in the face.
2. while you're sleeping by the river, you may find a beaver with a tail this wide.
3. while you're sleeping by the river, you may see a 20-, no 22-foot python slither right out of the water. but don't worry, because pythons don't bite.
that's right. a python that size will just swallow you whole.
and now you know.
1 comment:
thank goodness for that info, sounds like a great time at the fair. you know my mom would never let us go to the fair because it was a rough part of town, and i haven't been since. you are so lucky that you don't live with Pat. oh and you are an adult.
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