i mean it.lilo is in a serious relationship, britbrit looks amazing and her career is on fire, paris hilton has been looking really classy lately, nicole ritchie is doing the whole mom thing...we haven't even heard from courtney love lately. the p!nk/carey hart divorce was more amicable than we all thought, amy winehouse is laying low and mariah carey and nick cannon are still married. not a peep from khloe kardashian.
could it be that in the midst of global financial turmoil, our most exciting celebrities have sold all shares of their own stocks and are now just sitting in their bomb shelters atop piles of cash with their shotguns and twinkies just waiting it out?
or maybe they've all become mormons?
or perhaps a little of both?
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I know! I feel like my life is a bigger trainwreck than these celebs. Not good.
HAHAHHAAHAHHHAHA. You made my day! Seriously, I am sitting in my business tech class, reading your blog, not listening to the instruction and I laughed out loud a little when I read this post. You are so smart and I love it!
Holly you crack me up! That was hilarious! I am secretly hoping they all became Mormons!
How true! You make me laugh.
britney found out about the true plan of happiness.
at least we always have amy winehouse. that's a given.
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