you look like a manipulative climber. but not in a good way.

not sure how i missed this, but spencer pratt was on letterman last week and what a hot mess that ended up being.

actually, i know exactly how i missed it. i became a leno person by default, not because i love leno but because i love conan. and late at night, this is my logic: it's easier to just watch leno because when it's over, i can jump right into conan's brilliance without changing the channel. i actually missed dave grilling spencer so i wouldn't have to change the channel to get to conan.

sidenote: please ask me for meaningful advice and to balance your checkbook at 11:30 pm.

anyhooha, it is very sad that i couldn't watch in real time along with the rest of the universe, staring, head tipped to one side, that wrinkle above my nose going out of control because spencer pratt is so so unlikable and it is so perplexing that such a spineless nancy eel could ever make so much of himself (and yeah, that's a dig. they've given everyone under the sun a reality tv show). to steal a term from kathleen, spencer's letterman performance is truly a fine display of douchebaggery.

it's late and i can't find an embed-able version of the video, so go see what defamer says about it. this here's a pg-rated blog so i won't tell you the title of this post here, but all i can say is, "amen." defamer's recap is also well done.